I know it is hard

After hours of broadcasting the Olympics and commenting on events, your brain must deflate. But surely you can still do better than:

“She needs to avoid making mistakes and do her best.”

No! Really?

I hope for better during the track and field events.

Maybe we’ll hear:

“He wants to run as fast as he can!”

Or maybe,

“If only she can jump higher than the rest of the field, she’ll take home a medal, Jim.”