I can neither confirm nor deny the rumor

that the Pope is seeking my advice for the Synod.  But I can say that Roman restaurants make really good linguini.

In related news about how much I suck, I got my first caricature a couple of days ago:

I’ve always secretly wanted a caricature, so I was actually kind of thrilled.

Stay tuned for further bulletins about how much I totally suck.

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