In third grade at St. Stephen's today. . . . STUDENT: Where did you get that chalice you use at Mass? FR. MARK: It was an ordination gift from my parents and godparents. STUDENT: Where did they get it? FR. MARK: At Koley's here in Omaha. STUDENT: Well, in a few years I'm going to get one. FR. MARK: Are you going to be a priest? STUDENT: Yes. FR. MARK: Ah, very good. STUDENT: Yeah. My mom wants me to get married, so it's the only solution. Talk amongst yourselves.
From Fr. Mark McKercher's FB feed (reprinted with permission)