Rich First World Narcissists receive juvenile Ego Accessorization Devices

Fear not! The devices are in mint condition per the purchase and manufacturing agreement. And don’t worry, the Third World Uterine Receptacles have been disposed of. A triumph of the consumer economy!

It sure is a good thing that Handmaid’s Tale exploitation of women is only bad with imaginary Christian theocracies do it. Otherwise, somebody might call this policy barbaric, cruel and exploitive of Third World poverty and desperate women, not to mention contemptuous of the dignity of children who have been reduced to the status of manufactured goods.

“Can a woman forget her sucking child, that she should have no compassion on the son of her womb? Even these may forget, yet I will not forget you. 16 Behold, I have graven you on the palms of my hands.” (Is 49:15–16).

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