As a Hirsute Flabmeister…

I want to thank Bishop Tobin for singing the song of my people.

A musician friend says she wants to start a band called “Hirsute Flabmeister”.  I think “Spreading Out in the Pew” could be a bigger hit single than “You All Everybody” by Driveshaft.

And don’t forget!  Barbatus Beard Balm for the Hirsute Flabmeister in *your* life!