I Have No Idea What The Pope Is Talking About, And Neither Do You

In this photograph, I mean.

After all, not knowing what the person is actually saying is what makes a caption contest fun, right?

Besides, if there’s anything we’ve learned in the past year, it’s that having no clue what Pope Francis is saying  should never be a hindrance to putting words in his mouth.

And Thomas – sorry for so shamelessly treading on your turf, but it’s such a great picture I couldn’t pass it up.

So readers, have at it.   What captions can you come up with for this great photo of Pope Francis?

I took a few stabs at it myself…

“No, I’m serious – the secret to a great leg of lamb is rosemary!”

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“This lamb must not like me…he’s demonstrating his trickle down theory down my back.”

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“Okay fine, maybe you’re right – I probably wouldn’t have said that if I knew they smelled this bad.  For the love…”

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“No, I said the Pope loves you, not ewe.”

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“So then I’m like, ‘Hey Monsignor, how much if I wear this sheep around all day?’…ha ha ha!”

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“You know what else is hilarious?  ‘Get Strangled by a Sheep-Wielding Gypsy Day’ was yesterday, not today, so kindly remove the sweaty livestock from my neck.”

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