The Ten Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time

A Canadian Christmas with David Cronenberg (1986) A Muppet Christmas with Zbigniew Brzezinski (1978) An Algonquin Round Table Christmas (1927) Ayn Rand’s A Selfish Christmas (1951) Bob & Carol & Ted & Santa (1973) Christmas with the Nuge (2002) Noam Chomsky: Deconstructing Christmas (1998) The Lost Star Trek Christmas Episode: “A Most Illogical Holiday” (1968) The Mercury Theater of the Air Presents the Assassination of Saint Nicholas (1939) The Village People in Can’t Stop the Christmas Music — On Ice! (1980)

HT: John Scalzi, who goes into hilarious detail here.

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