Questions asked during Q & A sessions

UPDATE: I just noticed that Anthony Le Donne has linked to the same post. He posted it first.

From The Toast.

1. “I’d like you to know that I’m particularly smart. Here are some subjects I consider myself to be very smart about. There is no question.” 

2. “Can you explain why I didn’t understand this presentation?” 

3. “This question has two parts, neither of which have anything to do with