Headline: "Police Hunt Men Who Stole Bibles." You know who didn't do it.

Headline: "Police On The Hunt For Thieves Who Stole Bibles From Christian Bookstore." Well, you know it wasn't a Catholic. They never read the Bible.I'm sure once they get to the part about Moses and the whole "Thou Shall Not" part, they'll turn themselves in. *subhead*Innocent.*subhead*